• me: lets be friends
  • person: ok
  • me: never talks to them again.
  • ugh, leftover nights suck.

  • Mom: What are you doing in the dark?
  • Me: I'm a vampire.
  • Mom: Want me to turn on the light?
  • Me: No, I'll sparkle and then I'll melt
  • neeethi:

    sometimes I actually think I am funny tbh but like once every 5 years

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